Well, if I was a subscriber to USA Today, I would have cancelled my subscription when this morning's paper arrived. They have somehow seen fit to give that fat pantload Michael Moore above the fold, huge freaking picture and story coverage about whether his piece of crap, factually distorting movie will change the way people vote during the upcoming election. F them and F Michael more. So as a protest, I can tell you I will never buy another USA today, nor will I ever subscribe to the trash tabloid, and I'll be picking up one of the Michael Moore is Fat T-shirts from GlennBeck.com... because, well... Michael Moore IS fat.
BTW, just so you don't think I am all bitter, the chuckle of the day goes to the Grooming Lounge, a full service salon for men, who in their window, has a huge sign which read "Ask about our Low Carb Grooming Services inside". Heh. Funny stuff.
Aren't Sneakers Supposed To Sneak, Not Squeak? 6.18.2004
- 3:54 PM | permalink
My sneakers have started squeaking. Seriously. Ok, don't laugh. This is now the THIRD pair that has done this to me. I bought the first pair and lived with it. Recently when I went to buy new sneaks, I took them home, tried them on and they squeaked when I walked. It is like there is a pocket of air in them that releases every time you put pressure on them. So, I brought them back and got my current pair instead, which seemed to do fine for the first month... but have now developed a squeak. I ask you... what have I done to deserve bad sneakers? Maybe it's that I call them sneakers instead of tennis shoes or cross trainers or whatever. Regardless, the sneaker gods must be out to get me. make a comment | 0 comments left
Seriously, Madonna - Shut Up. - 1:22 PM | permalink
Call her Esther: That's the Hebrew name Madonna has chosen for herself as a follower of Kabbalah. 'I'm a little bit irritated that people think that it's like some celebrity band wagon that I've jumped on,' Madonna says. 'I wanted to attach myself to the energy of a different name.' Huh? Does anyone besides me think of Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son? Also, have you noticed, Madonna, er... Esther has stopped talking with the effected British Accent she had adopted a while ago. Simply irritating. make a comment | 0 comments left
